Nothing To See Here, Move Along Now

Wait, hang on a sec!

Maybe there is some­thing to see here.  You must under­stand that being the first post of BurningBoats.com, it can get as excit­ing as ush­er­ing in a new born child.  And over excite­ment makes me say things I don’t mean.

So, let me just say, wel­come to BurningBoats.com and do your­self a favour and sub­scribe to this blog.  You know you want to.  If you don’t know why you should sub­scribe, then I strongly rec­om­mend that you read the “About BurningBoats.com” page, which you’ll find right at the top of this blog, above the pic­turesque graphic header.

If you had read the “About” page and still can’t fig­ure out why you should sub­scribe, then maybe we’re not meant for each other.  In that case, there’s really noth­ing to see here.  Thanks for stop­ping by.

But, who am I kid­ding.  You’re too smart to dis­miss me as just another con­trib­u­tor to the already deaf­en­ing noise of the blo­gos­phere.  So, thanks for sub­scrib­ing.  You’d just made the best deci­sion that you’re ever going to make today, so reward your­self with a cof­fee break.

Cap­puc­cino is on me.