George Carlin

A MODERN MAN

By George Carlin

I’m a mod­ern man, a man for the millennium.

Dig­i­tal and smoke-free; A diver­si­fied, mul­ti­cul­tural, post-modern decon­struc­tion­ist; polit­i­cally, anatom­i­cally and eco­log­i­cally incorrect.

I’ve been uplinked and down­loaded, I’ve been inputted and out­sourced. I know the upside of down­siz­ing, I know the down­side of upgrading.

I’m a high-tech lowlife. A cutting-edge, state-of the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a giga­byte in a nanosecond.

I’m new-wave, but I’m old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound.

I’m a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool cus­tomer; voice-activated and biodegradable.

I inter­face with my data­base; my data­base is in cyber­space; so I’m inter­ac­tive, I’m hyper­ac­tive, and…

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